Top 10 Customer Comments You Never Want to Hear Again:
10) The other carrier gets here a lot earlier.
9) We're going to be gone for three days. Could you forward our mail?
8) I was home all day!
7) I used to work for the Post Office.
6) Does that thing have air conditioning?
5) The company said they mailed it two weeks ago!
4) Are you finished yet or did you just get here?
3) Don't give me any more junk mail, okay?
2) Is that all my mail?
And the number one customer comment that you never want to hear again is:
1) You can keep the bills!